What your favorite TV characters would say about the election

House, MD believes voting’s for suckers because no one person’s vote is likely to be the deciding vote in the election, but will tell Cuddy that he needs a half day off on Election Day.

Marge Simpson cannot decide because both candidates “seem so nice.”

Monty Python members are British and cannot vote here. However, if they had a choice, they would chose the girl with the biggest tits.

Popeye is afraid of black people.

Charlie Sheen Harper Yeah, like anyone on that show ever thinks of something relevant here? I can imagine his thought process. “Palin and McCain’s wife are hotter older chicks, but Michelle Obama has that ethnic look I’m craving for.” He has no thoughts on the political process, but watch out for the upcoming episode where he bags a Bush twin and then can’t tell her apart from her sister.

Bruce Banner   likes the Democrats because of their general agenda to lower military spending. Also, he agrees with their pro-science stance.

Frank Caliendo is rooting for McCain after his publicist warned him against putting on blackface to impersonate political figures. As if anyone would be watching, anyway.

Beavis certainly doesn’t understand the American political system, nor could he tell you who either candidate is. He was, however, talked into canvassing for Obama by the “chick with the big hooters” he ran into at the mall.

Homer Simpson is one of the roughly half of the country that doesn’t bother voting. This is probably for the better.