Hello, my friends. John McCain here.
I am here to tell you about voter fraud by ACORN. ACORN is a “service” organization that says it aims to register more voters. Of course, what it actually does is fix the polls for Democrats.
It’s all right there in ACORN’s charter, which states that it fights for social justice. Socialism, right there.
Of course, ACORN has been in the news lately. It has been caught registering names it shouldn’t. Non-voters. Notably, Mickey Mouse.
Hmmm. Look at Mickey Mouse. He’s black. He has big ears. He gets great ratings. I wonder who’s behind this.
Barack Obama is clearly a pseudonym of Mickey Mouse. My friends, we cannot let the Disney overlords control this great nation!
I’m Elmer Fudd John McCain and I approve this message.
update: This is our counter-operation to ACORN.
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