About the Author

Hi! I’m Adam and I’ll be your tour guide.

If you are on this blog, you are either a.) confused, b.) a friend of mine, c.) hopelessly bored, or d.) some combination of the above. I plan on writing whatever I want and updating at non-regular intervals. And using lots of bad words. Fuck. Shit. Bitchtits. And so on.

Things I might write about, in no particular order: baseball, specifically the Kansas City Royals; books or movies I’ve used to whittle away the time; current events. If you don’t think I’m a good writer, get the fuck off my blog. Life’s too short to read blogs that don’t entertain. I’m not writing this shit for you anyway, I’m writing it for me. And I’m new to this whole “internet” thing, so bear with me. I’ll learn. Slowly. Cripplingly slowly.

For the record, I am not writing this blog from my parents’ basement. I am upstairs, in my room, at my parents’ house.