Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Today we all pretend we're a people that few of us actually are as an excuse to get drunk. Funny how the Irish are stereotyped to be drunks to such a degree, and funnier still that every Irish person I've ever met is proud of this aspect of his/her heritage. At least outwardly. I'm sure they're crying on the inside. Which leads to more drinking. Ah, the circle of life.

 

Little-known fact: most Irish are girl-drink drunks. That would explain the Bailey's.

So have an Irish Car Bomb for me, then sober up with an Irish coffee and take a cab home.

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